OK, I've been here on and off for three weeks and I think I have the look down. Here's what you do. In passing someone in the hallway of the Huntington Apartments, do not make eye contact. Pretend there is not another human being heading your way. If you have a mobile phone (haha) make sure you're looking down at the device and are texting somebody, anybody, doesn't matter. Now if your phone is buried in your shoulder bag or low on juice, and you mistakenly look at the other person, don't panic. I'm going to help you out here. You must look at them with either the dead dolls eyes, cold and lifeless, or you give them a look of semi disgust, as if they just farted, who knows maybe they did. Now if you cross paths with someone and they smile at you, that's a newbie, they must have just moved in within the last few weeks. Don't worry they will quickly learn. Oh, one last thing, if the person in the hall is over 40, you are allowed to both ignore them AND look disgusted at the same time. Not required, but just to make sure they understand how much disdain you have for them. Have a nice day bitches!
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